Just a millennial, 21 year old, first time mom, who has no mom, trying to figure out if she’s tall enough to ride the “mom-coaster”.  I’m a self appointed meme lord, accredited by my friends and their friends, wrapped up in the aesthetics of life. I have few to no friends, and an extinct IRL social life, due to the mastery of social awkwardness. My life was warped in the infinite depth of cosmic karma; astrology, and found itself learning that life isn’t about me anymore. It’s officially time to be one of those people a tiny human will some day call, Mom. I’m going to name this tiny fetus; Shrimp.